Saturday, October 17, 2009

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You know, I think every teen guy has had their mom walk in on them practically naked, just in undies, and maybe even in the middle of masturbating.
Well, the previous picture I uploaded, well about an hour after that, guess what? I was in my room just wearing boxer briefs with them down to my knees, and me wanking it fantasizing about my mom using the dildo. Mom knocks on the door and comes right in. BUSTED!
Of course she had to get even for the earlier event. She looked at me while I was desperately trying to get my boxer briefs pulled back up, and said "oh my, seems I have something on you now. We're even now!" She stood there just glaring at me, looked down at my raging hard on, now in my boxer briefs and she added "by the way, you are pretty damn sexy, you know that"? Then she turned and left the room.
I guess what comes around goes around. I had her totally embarassed earlier, and not too much later had me totally embarassed.

Look what my dog found!

Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined my dog coming down the hall with this in his mouth.

But he did!

What you can't see: the dog wagging its tail 100mph, my mom's totally embarassed face, and me busting out laughing. I'm surprised I could hold the camera still to take the picture!

I have to admit, this will be one of those situations that I can tease my mom about for years to come!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Summertime Is Just About Over

Summer is about over and time to start thinking about school.

First, let's update on how my summer has gone. Our family vacationed in Puerto Rico, Bahamas, Bermuda and Virgin Islands. We were traveling most of the summer. My mom snapped this picture during the first couple days of the trip, thus no tan yet. And yes, I've put on some weight. I'm almost a year older since the last picture of me that I posted on this blog. I'm up to 144 pounds now, almost 20 pounds heavier. But I think I'm filling out nicely. But anyway, summer was a blast. Hot girls everywhere. Boy, some real skimpy bikinis too. Oh yeah, I had a little fun, if you know what I mean (wink wink). Now I just gotta get on Facebook or Twitter so I can keep in touch with the girls I met.

The girl that I got pretty serious with was while we were in Bermuda. She was vacationing from upstate New York. Her name is Tamara. She is part caucasian and part african-american. She looks H-O-T though, and looks more white than black. We exchange phone numbers and addresses, as well as our email addresses. We talk on the cell every night since we left, and we talk at least 2 hours every night. She's in love with me, and I'm in love with her. But neither of our parents are really approving of our relationship. My parents say there is no sense in trying to have a long distance relationship at our age, that it won't possibly work. But we are trying anyway. Her parents don't like me at all. The mother thinks I'm arrogant and too smart mouthed. (I am, hehe).

Bermuda, most of the guys wore speedos. So I bought a pair of black speedos. My mom kept trying to get a picture of me in them, but I kept covering up, so she didn't snap the picture. I think the speedo is what got Tamara attracted to me. She even told me that I was "perfectly endowed" and "the sexiest and cutest boy she's ever met". And I gotta admit, I'm pretty hot looking in speedos. It was kewl of my parents though to let me run around in speedos while in Bermuda. They felt that since it seemed to be the norm there, it was okay. And trust me, most of the boys my age on the beach were in speedos. Though I was the whitest skinned boy there. LOL.

I wish vacation didn't end, but as they say, all good things must come to an end. So now it's time to prepare for school.

I'll be a sophomore this year. So classes will be a little tougher. I'm not worried, I'm pretty smart too. School comes easy for me. In the fall I'll have to start weight training and working out for wrestling. I am going to run cross country this year to get back in shape. I'm a little bit out of shape from being so lazy all summer. I didn't keep up with my training, thus, my wrestling coach is really gonna get on my case when I return to school.

Elections were just held for the Saints of America (teen support group that I'm a member of). I ran for the Communications Director job, but didn't get the job. If I had been around all summer I might have had a shot, but since a lot of people hadn't met me yet, and didn't know much about me, they voted for someone else. That's okay. I still have two more years to become and officer. The new President and Vice President will do a great job. Real down to earth and lots of common sense. I'm confident that they will do a great job. Most of the new officers deserved getting elected. I think only 1 or 2 incumbants were re-elected. But that is okay, the organization usually likes new faces each year in office, and present new ideas to make the organization better.

I'm sorry to hear about my best friend's mother passing away. His father died about 5 years ago from a heart attack and now his mother has passed from a car accident. So the family is fighting over custody of him. But the fight didn't last too long and he'll be living with his grandfather. I think it's great his grandfather (who lives in Nova Scotia) will live here in Ohio during the school year, and then in the summer my friend will live in Nova Scotia. I hear it's really nice up there especially in the summer. Very scenic and very friendly people. The town where his grandfather lives is pretty small, about 500 people, and all are like family.

My fantasy baseball team is doing okay. I think I'm in 4th in one league and 8th in another. I've been juggling my lineup due to players going on the DL. Man, I had 4 guys on DL at once, at one point. But I have been surging lately and have a real shot of winning the league where I'm in 4th place at the moment. I'd love to win the league. I've never played fantasy sports before. It would be cool to brag as a newbie that I won a fantasy league.

In the coming week I'll get a Facebook account. Lots of my friends are on there and lots of fun games to play. I can't wait to play Mafia Wars, Mob Wars and other gangster type of games. I guess the Saints of America is going to start a Facebook page too so they can reach out and get new members from across the nation. I know the membership director has been scouring and chatting with other teens on there and we've gotten a lot of pledges from that recruiting effort. We even are starting new chapters in some states where we didn't have a chapter. So recruiting has been going good.

Well I've blabbed long enough on here for now. I hope everyone had a great summer and good luck in the upcoming school year!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Doggie Style?

I couldn't resist.....

Is this picture the definition of "Doggie Style"?

hahahahahhahahaa

Sunday, May 31, 2009

WTF!!!

When you first look at this photo, you have to wonder, what the f*** is this guy teaching the class?

I mean, come on, a teacher wearing a Lubes shirt, and having a boy stand on the desk almost with the kids crotch in the teachers face. Makes me wonder if he's teaching sex education or something.

BUT, the truth behind the photo, it's a gym teacher, teaching the class about working out, and developing abs and muscles.

BUT, that Lubes shirt still really makes me wonder.

Also, sex education is still taught in some of the private schools around Ohio. My school doesn't have it, but a few of my friends are in schools that have a required sex education class for freshman.

The King No More

The "king" Lebron James, and the Cleveland Cavaliers, were ousted from the NBA playoffs by Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic last night.

So The King is no longer The King. Dwight Howard or Kobe Bryant can claim that title depending on who wins the NBA Finals.

It's interesting how everyone thinks Lebron is a basketball God, but the same people are the first to slam him and the Cavaliers since they were knocked out of the playoffs.

Now the talk is how Lebron will be traded, how he can't win a title in Cleveland, and how the Cavaliers, if they are going to keep Lebron better get some better players to support him.

Fact is, they have the players to support him, just not quite good enough. Mo Williams, he's fine, I have no problem with him. Gibson sat the bench a lot in the Magic series and he's a star just waiting to blossom. Varejo is a waste of money for the Cavaliers. He doesn't play defense, instead falls to the ground on every little bump he takes trying to draw a foul, but instead the person he's defending scored easily every time. The Cavs, in order to bring Lebron a NBA title need to trade Gibson and Varejo away and get another top tier player. I'd love to see Michael Redd return to Ohio. He's the star for the Milwaukee Bucks, but he's an Ohio State star and one helluva player. Team him up with Lebron and a title would come to Cleveland.

Brothers - Abs and Muscles

Geez, I wish I had some abs. I guess I need to start working out more.

The first video is of two younger brothers. The younger one being tempted by the other to show his abs, flex his muscles, and strip down to his boxer briefs. I couldn't help laughing, they talk about going to bed together. I'm sure it's just an act for the camera. Isn't it? I emailed them (found on YouTube) and asked, but no reply.

The second video is of the same guy but with his oldest brother, and together they flex and show off on the camera.

But anyway, I did categorize these videos under humor, only because of the commentary in the first video.

It's still here!

As you all have noticed, my questionable picture is still here. Google doesn't seem to want to give in to that advocacy group. The voice of reason has succeeded.

I'll try and update my blog more often now that school is about out and I'll be bored to death all summer. I'm working on getting and AOL screen name, because, Yahoo mail blows!

Monday, April 20, 2009

I Will Not Give In

Today, during first period at school, I was called to the principal's office. When I got there, there was the principal, my parents and a federal agent. My first thought was "what the hell did I do?" because I am not a trouble maker.

Well, this blog, my profile picture, is why they were there. Apparently some watch dog group found my blog and saw my picture and decided it was "inappropriate" because it reveals my private parts in my wrestling uniform. WTF! I could NOT believe it.

First, I am a wrestler. Wrestling is my life. A sniglet is a required uniform. I can't help if I'm fairly well endowed and it's revealing in a wrestling sniglet. Second, that photo was taken just after I upset the defending state champion, a proud moment in my life. Third, it's my choice to publish the picture. So what if my package is too revealing in a required uniform for the sport.

This is insane. What if I was a swimmer? Male swimmers their packages are quite defined in speedos, but that is part of the sport. So if I was a star high school swimmer and put a picture of myself on my blog in just a speedo, that is "inappropriate"?

This is crazy. Yeah, if I had published a nude photograph of myself I would understand. But this is not a nude photograph. It's not even really that revealing. But the powers at be in the censorship world feel it is an inappropriate picture for a teenager in today's sick world of online perverts.

Hey, let's ask this question. How many perverts go to youth wrestling matches just to stare at our crotches? I'm sure there are a few at every meet. Is anything being done about that? No. So quit bothering me about my picture on my blog and do something that really matters.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My Fantasy Baseball Roster

C - Dioner Navarro (Tampa Bay) - I need to improve here.
1B - Albert Pujols (St. Louis)
2B - Emilio Bonifacio (Florida)
3B - Jorge Cantu (Florida)
SS - Felipe Lopez (Arizona)
OF - Manny Ramirez (L.A. Dodgers)
OF - Willy Tavares (Cincinnati)
OF - Jeremy Herminda (Florida)
Util - Travis Hafner (Cleveland)
Bench - Carlos Quentin (Chicago White Sox)
Bench - Ian Steward (Colorado)

SP - James Shields (Tampa Bay)
SP - Daisuke Matsusaka (Boston)
RP - Jon Papelbon (Boston)
RP - Joakim Soria (Kansas City)
P - Bobby Jenks (Chicago White Sox)
P - Jonathan Broxton (L.A. Dodgers)
Bench - Joe Saunders (L.A. Angels)
Bench - Hiroki Kuroda (L.A. Dodgers)
Bench - Brad Ziegler (Oakland)

I can swap in guys on Bench at any time, and normally Carlos Quentin is my regular starter in OF. And my Bench pitchers I usually rotate into my lineup depending on when they are going to pitch.

Not a bad team. Could improve at catcher and I need some more power in my outfield. But not a bad team coming out of draft.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Report the following Blog to Google!

http://sexualpredator-sir.blogspot.com/

I was goofing around and surfing blogs and stumbled across the above linked blog. The guy admits he's a sexual predator! The guy is one sick dude! His blog tells in detail about his expoits and encounters! I wouldn't be surprised if the guy is on probation for rape or some other sexual assault charge.

How did I find it? I did a search on teens. That makes this guy even more scary!

I reported the blog to Googgle, and also contacted law enforcement and the FBI. Wouldn't it be sweet if he's actually WANTED and there's a reward!

Baseball

I've played recreation baseball for years and this year decided to take a stab and try out for my school team. I MADE JUNIOR VARSITY! I'm actually the starting 2B! I'm batting 9th, but that's okay with me. I stole two bases in the first game of the year! Of course our team sucks, we got beat 19-15 (yeah no defense) the first game, and lost 15-4 in the second game. Oh well. The idea is to try to improve, right?

I'm also playing fantasy baseball for the first time this year. My draft is tonight. I have no idea what I'm doing, but hey, gotta start somewhere. I'm going to cheat and have a baseball nut help me out with the online draft. I'll post my roster on here when the draft is finished.

The Indians sure got pounded last night in their first game. Cliff Lee stunk. Once again we're gonna see the Indians hopeful season turn out to be a disaster. I still have no idea why they traded away so much talent in the past 3 years. If they had kept everyone around they would dominate the AL Central.

On the upside, the Indians AAA team this year is our own Columbus Clippers! FOUR Central Ohio guys are starting for them this year. And all four are elders of the Saints of America. I actually should say they are four guys who help found the Saints of America! Wait until opening day, the stadium will be packed with about 1000 Saints of America members. TV last night mentioned that opening day will be the largest crowd ever for a Clippers opening day. Gee, I wonder why! It's gonna be great to see people I know playing AAA baseball this year!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Why I Love Saints Of America

I'm a member of the Saints of America. It is teens helping teens support group. Many of today's teens come from two income or single parent families, and this group is really like a home away from home.

1. You always have someone to talk to when life doesn't seem to be going well.
2. They have tutoring groups to help each member achieve the most they can in school.
3. Seminars such as First Aid, CPR, How To Study, Positive Peer Culture, Pathways.
4. Each member must perform so many hours of community service each month.
5. You can be who you are and not fear being teased for being different.
6. Stress proper diet and excercise.
7. If you are religious they have Bible study and church services.
8. They have travel sports teams; baseball, basketball, soccer, lacrosse, and hockey.
9. No bias on sexual orientation. Gay, Bi or Straight are all welcome.
10. SO MANY TRUE FRIENDS YOU CAN COUNT ON 100%

Saturday, April 4, 2009

My Stats and Favorites

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 125#
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Religion: Jewish
Politics: not sure


Favorite Food: Chicken Wings
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Favorite Veggie: Carrots
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite Movie: Stargate
Favorite Artist: U2
Favorite Actor: Mel Gibson
Favorite Actress: Helen Hunt
Favorite MLB: Cleveland Indians
Favorite NFL: Cleveland Browns
Favorite NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers
Favorite MLS: Columbus Crew
Favorite NHL: Columbus Blue Jackets

Welcome To My Blog


Howdy! My name is Noah. This is my personal blog. More like my diary probably. I'll try and post daily. I love to talk so my posts will probably be long and boring.

This is my wrestling picture. I'll post other pictures of me from time to time. But for now, all you sick perverts can drool over my package in the wrestling picture. I know you love it! Someone told me this picture is already showing up on fag sites. Fine, let those homos drool over my picture. Apparently it was stolen from my online photo album on Photobucket. If I find my picture on another site, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SUE YOUR ASS. All pictures on my blog are expressly copyrighted by me. Steal it and you will be sued.

Girls, you are more than welcome to chat with me. My Yahoo ID is noahsmeltzer and my email is noahsmeltzer@yahoo.com I do have a webcam but you better know me pretty well before I turn it on for you. Don't get me wrong, I'll chat with guys too, especially my friends. But if the chat starts to get sexual, you are H-I-S-T-O-R-Y, unless I initiated it.
Enjoy my blog.

You can comment if you like, but I do moderate comments before they can appear on my blog.


PEACE
Noah