Monday, April 20, 2009

I Will Not Give In

Today, during first period at school, I was called to the principal's office. When I got there, there was the principal, my parents and a federal agent. My first thought was "what the hell did I do?" because I am not a trouble maker.

Well, this blog, my profile picture, is why they were there. Apparently some watch dog group found my blog and saw my picture and decided it was "inappropriate" because it reveals my private parts in my wrestling uniform. WTF! I could NOT believe it.

First, I am a wrestler. Wrestling is my life. A sniglet is a required uniform. I can't help if I'm fairly well endowed and it's revealing in a wrestling sniglet. Second, that photo was taken just after I upset the defending state champion, a proud moment in my life. Third, it's my choice to publish the picture. So what if my package is too revealing in a required uniform for the sport.

This is insane. What if I was a swimmer? Male swimmers their packages are quite defined in speedos, but that is part of the sport. So if I was a star high school swimmer and put a picture of myself on my blog in just a speedo, that is "inappropriate"?

This is crazy. Yeah, if I had published a nude photograph of myself I would understand. But this is not a nude photograph. It's not even really that revealing. But the powers at be in the censorship world feel it is an inappropriate picture for a teenager in today's sick world of online perverts.

Hey, let's ask this question. How many perverts go to youth wrestling matches just to stare at our crotches? I'm sure there are a few at every meet. Is anything being done about that? No. So quit bothering me about my picture on my blog and do something that really matters.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My Fantasy Baseball Roster

C - Dioner Navarro (Tampa Bay) - I need to improve here.
1B - Albert Pujols (St. Louis)
2B - Emilio Bonifacio (Florida)
3B - Jorge Cantu (Florida)
SS - Felipe Lopez (Arizona)
OF - Manny Ramirez (L.A. Dodgers)
OF - Willy Tavares (Cincinnati)
OF - Jeremy Herminda (Florida)
Util - Travis Hafner (Cleveland)
Bench - Carlos Quentin (Chicago White Sox)
Bench - Ian Steward (Colorado)

SP - James Shields (Tampa Bay)
SP - Daisuke Matsusaka (Boston)
RP - Jon Papelbon (Boston)
RP - Joakim Soria (Kansas City)
P - Bobby Jenks (Chicago White Sox)
P - Jonathan Broxton (L.A. Dodgers)
Bench - Joe Saunders (L.A. Angels)
Bench - Hiroki Kuroda (L.A. Dodgers)
Bench - Brad Ziegler (Oakland)

I can swap in guys on Bench at any time, and normally Carlos Quentin is my regular starter in OF. And my Bench pitchers I usually rotate into my lineup depending on when they are going to pitch.

Not a bad team. Could improve at catcher and I need some more power in my outfield. But not a bad team coming out of draft.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Report the following Blog to Google!

http://sexualpredator-sir.blogspot.com/

I was goofing around and surfing blogs and stumbled across the above linked blog. The guy admits he's a sexual predator! The guy is one sick dude! His blog tells in detail about his expoits and encounters! I wouldn't be surprised if the guy is on probation for rape or some other sexual assault charge.

How did I find it? I did a search on teens. That makes this guy even more scary!

I reported the blog to Googgle, and also contacted law enforcement and the FBI. Wouldn't it be sweet if he's actually WANTED and there's a reward!

Baseball

I've played recreation baseball for years and this year decided to take a stab and try out for my school team. I MADE JUNIOR VARSITY! I'm actually the starting 2B! I'm batting 9th, but that's okay with me. I stole two bases in the first game of the year! Of course our team sucks, we got beat 19-15 (yeah no defense) the first game, and lost 15-4 in the second game. Oh well. The idea is to try to improve, right?

I'm also playing fantasy baseball for the first time this year. My draft is tonight. I have no idea what I'm doing, but hey, gotta start somewhere. I'm going to cheat and have a baseball nut help me out with the online draft. I'll post my roster on here when the draft is finished.

The Indians sure got pounded last night in their first game. Cliff Lee stunk. Once again we're gonna see the Indians hopeful season turn out to be a disaster. I still have no idea why they traded away so much talent in the past 3 years. If they had kept everyone around they would dominate the AL Central.

On the upside, the Indians AAA team this year is our own Columbus Clippers! FOUR Central Ohio guys are starting for them this year. And all four are elders of the Saints of America. I actually should say they are four guys who help found the Saints of America! Wait until opening day, the stadium will be packed with about 1000 Saints of America members. TV last night mentioned that opening day will be the largest crowd ever for a Clippers opening day. Gee, I wonder why! It's gonna be great to see people I know playing AAA baseball this year!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Why I Love Saints Of America

I'm a member of the Saints of America. It is teens helping teens support group. Many of today's teens come from two income or single parent families, and this group is really like a home away from home.

1. You always have someone to talk to when life doesn't seem to be going well.
2. They have tutoring groups to help each member achieve the most they can in school.
3. Seminars such as First Aid, CPR, How To Study, Positive Peer Culture, Pathways.
4. Each member must perform so many hours of community service each month.
5. You can be who you are and not fear being teased for being different.
6. Stress proper diet and excercise.
7. If you are religious they have Bible study and church services.
8. They have travel sports teams; baseball, basketball, soccer, lacrosse, and hockey.
9. No bias on sexual orientation. Gay, Bi or Straight are all welcome.
10. SO MANY TRUE FRIENDS YOU CAN COUNT ON 100%

Saturday, April 4, 2009

My Stats and Favorites

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 125#
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Religion: Jewish
Politics: not sure


Favorite Food: Chicken Wings
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Favorite Veggie: Carrots
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite Movie: Stargate
Favorite Artist: U2
Favorite Actor: Mel Gibson
Favorite Actress: Helen Hunt
Favorite MLB: Cleveland Indians
Favorite NFL: Cleveland Browns
Favorite NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers
Favorite MLS: Columbus Crew
Favorite NHL: Columbus Blue Jackets

Welcome To My Blog


Howdy! My name is Noah. This is my personal blog. More like my diary probably. I'll try and post daily. I love to talk so my posts will probably be long and boring.

This is my wrestling picture. I'll post other pictures of me from time to time. But for now, all you sick perverts can drool over my package in the wrestling picture. I know you love it! Someone told me this picture is already showing up on fag sites. Fine, let those homos drool over my picture. Apparently it was stolen from my online photo album on Photobucket. If I find my picture on another site, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SUE YOUR ASS. All pictures on my blog are expressly copyrighted by me. Steal it and you will be sued.

Girls, you are more than welcome to chat with me. My Yahoo ID is noahsmeltzer and my email is noahsmeltzer@yahoo.com I do have a webcam but you better know me pretty well before I turn it on for you. Don't get me wrong, I'll chat with guys too, especially my friends. But if the chat starts to get sexual, you are H-I-S-T-O-R-Y, unless I initiated it.
Enjoy my blog.

You can comment if you like, but I do moderate comments before they can appear on my blog.


PEACE
Noah