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Sunday, May 31, 2009

It's still here!

As you all have noticed, my questionable picture is still here. Google doesn't seem to want to give in to that advocacy group. The voice of reason has succeeded.

I'll try and update my blog more often now that school is about out and I'll be bored to death all summer. I'm working on getting and AOL screen name, because, Yahoo mail blows!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

My Stats and Favorites

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 125#
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Religion: Jewish
Politics: not sure


Favorite Food: Chicken Wings
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Favorite Veggie: Carrots
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite Movie: Stargate
Favorite Artist: U2
Favorite Actor: Mel Gibson
Favorite Actress: Helen Hunt
Favorite MLB: Cleveland Indians
Favorite NFL: Cleveland Browns
Favorite NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers
Favorite MLS: Columbus Crew
Favorite NHL: Columbus Blue Jackets

Welcome To My Blog


Howdy! My name is Noah. This is my personal blog. More like my diary probably. I'll try and post daily. I love to talk so my posts will probably be long and boring.

This is my wrestling picture. I'll post other pictures of me from time to time. But for now, all you sick perverts can drool over my package in the wrestling picture. I know you love it! Someone told me this picture is already showing up on fag sites. Fine, let those homos drool over my picture. Apparently it was stolen from my online photo album on Photobucket. If I find my picture on another site, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SUE YOUR ASS. All pictures on my blog are expressly copyrighted by me. Steal it and you will be sued.

Girls, you are more than welcome to chat with me. My Yahoo ID is noahsmeltzer and my email is noahsmeltzer@yahoo.com I do have a webcam but you better know me pretty well before I turn it on for you. Don't get me wrong, I'll chat with guys too, especially my friends. But if the chat starts to get sexual, you are H-I-S-T-O-R-Y, unless I initiated it.
Enjoy my blog.

You can comment if you like, but I do moderate comments before they can appear on my blog.


PEACE
Noah