Saturday, October 17, 2009

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You know, I think every teen guy has had their mom walk in on them practically naked, just in undies, and maybe even in the middle of masturbating.
Well, the previous picture I uploaded, well about an hour after that, guess what? I was in my room just wearing boxer briefs with them down to my knees, and me wanking it fantasizing about my mom using the dildo. Mom knocks on the door and comes right in. BUSTED!
Of course she had to get even for the earlier event. She looked at me while I was desperately trying to get my boxer briefs pulled back up, and said "oh my, seems I have something on you now. We're even now!" She stood there just glaring at me, looked down at my raging hard on, now in my boxer briefs and she added "by the way, you are pretty damn sexy, you know that"? Then she turned and left the room.
I guess what comes around goes around. I had her totally embarassed earlier, and not too much later had me totally embarassed.

Look what my dog found!

Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined my dog coming down the hall with this in his mouth.

But he did!

What you can't see: the dog wagging its tail 100mph, my mom's totally embarassed face, and me busting out laughing. I'm surprised I could hold the camera still to take the picture!

I have to admit, this will be one of those situations that I can tease my mom about for years to come!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Summertime Is Just About Over

Summer is about over and time to start thinking about school.

First, let's update on how my summer has gone. Our family vacationed in Puerto Rico, Bahamas, Bermuda and Virgin Islands. We were traveling most of the summer. My mom snapped this picture during the first couple days of the trip, thus no tan yet. And yes, I've put on some weight. I'm almost a year older since the last picture of me that I posted on this blog. I'm up to 144 pounds now, almost 20 pounds heavier. But I think I'm filling out nicely. But anyway, summer was a blast. Hot girls everywhere. Boy, some real skimpy bikinis too. Oh yeah, I had a little fun, if you know what I mean (wink wink). Now I just gotta get on Facebook or Twitter so I can keep in touch with the girls I met.

The girl that I got pretty serious with was while we were in Bermuda. She was vacationing from upstate New York. Her name is Tamara. She is part caucasian and part african-american. She looks H-O-T though, and looks more white than black. We exchange phone numbers and addresses, as well as our email addresses. We talk on the cell every night since we left, and we talk at least 2 hours every night. She's in love with me, and I'm in love with her. But neither of our parents are really approving of our relationship. My parents say there is no sense in trying to have a long distance relationship at our age, that it won't possibly work. But we are trying anyway. Her parents don't like me at all. The mother thinks I'm arrogant and too smart mouthed. (I am, hehe).

Bermuda, most of the guys wore speedos. So I bought a pair of black speedos. My mom kept trying to get a picture of me in them, but I kept covering up, so she didn't snap the picture. I think the speedo is what got Tamara attracted to me. She even told me that I was "perfectly endowed" and "the sexiest and cutest boy she's ever met". And I gotta admit, I'm pretty hot looking in speedos. It was kewl of my parents though to let me run around in speedos while in Bermuda. They felt that since it seemed to be the norm there, it was okay. And trust me, most of the boys my age on the beach were in speedos. Though I was the whitest skinned boy there. LOL.

I wish vacation didn't end, but as they say, all good things must come to an end. So now it's time to prepare for school.

I'll be a sophomore this year. So classes will be a little tougher. I'm not worried, I'm pretty smart too. School comes easy for me. In the fall I'll have to start weight training and working out for wrestling. I am going to run cross country this year to get back in shape. I'm a little bit out of shape from being so lazy all summer. I didn't keep up with my training, thus, my wrestling coach is really gonna get on my case when I return to school.

Elections were just held for the Saints of America (teen support group that I'm a member of). I ran for the Communications Director job, but didn't get the job. If I had been around all summer I might have had a shot, but since a lot of people hadn't met me yet, and didn't know much about me, they voted for someone else. That's okay. I still have two more years to become and officer. The new President and Vice President will do a great job. Real down to earth and lots of common sense. I'm confident that they will do a great job. Most of the new officers deserved getting elected. I think only 1 or 2 incumbants were re-elected. But that is okay, the organization usually likes new faces each year in office, and present new ideas to make the organization better.

I'm sorry to hear about my best friend's mother passing away. His father died about 5 years ago from a heart attack and now his mother has passed from a car accident. So the family is fighting over custody of him. But the fight didn't last too long and he'll be living with his grandfather. I think it's great his grandfather (who lives in Nova Scotia) will live here in Ohio during the school year, and then in the summer my friend will live in Nova Scotia. I hear it's really nice up there especially in the summer. Very scenic and very friendly people. The town where his grandfather lives is pretty small, about 500 people, and all are like family.

My fantasy baseball team is doing okay. I think I'm in 4th in one league and 8th in another. I've been juggling my lineup due to players going on the DL. Man, I had 4 guys on DL at once, at one point. But I have been surging lately and have a real shot of winning the league where I'm in 4th place at the moment. I'd love to win the league. I've never played fantasy sports before. It would be cool to brag as a newbie that I won a fantasy league.

In the coming week I'll get a Facebook account. Lots of my friends are on there and lots of fun games to play. I can't wait to play Mafia Wars, Mob Wars and other gangster type of games. I guess the Saints of America is going to start a Facebook page too so they can reach out and get new members from across the nation. I know the membership director has been scouring and chatting with other teens on there and we've gotten a lot of pledges from that recruiting effort. We even are starting new chapters in some states where we didn't have a chapter. So recruiting has been going good.

Well I've blabbed long enough on here for now. I hope everyone had a great summer and good luck in the upcoming school year!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Doggie Style?

I couldn't resist.....

Is this picture the definition of "Doggie Style"?

hahahahahhahahaa

Sunday, May 31, 2009

WTF!!!

When you first look at this photo, you have to wonder, what the f*** is this guy teaching the class?

I mean, come on, a teacher wearing a Lubes shirt, and having a boy stand on the desk almost with the kids crotch in the teachers face. Makes me wonder if he's teaching sex education or something.

BUT, the truth behind the photo, it's a gym teacher, teaching the class about working out, and developing abs and muscles.

BUT, that Lubes shirt still really makes me wonder.

Also, sex education is still taught in some of the private schools around Ohio. My school doesn't have it, but a few of my friends are in schools that have a required sex education class for freshman.

The King No More

The "king" Lebron James, and the Cleveland Cavaliers, were ousted from the NBA playoffs by Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic last night.

So The King is no longer The King. Dwight Howard or Kobe Bryant can claim that title depending on who wins the NBA Finals.

It's interesting how everyone thinks Lebron is a basketball God, but the same people are the first to slam him and the Cavaliers since they were knocked out of the playoffs.

Now the talk is how Lebron will be traded, how he can't win a title in Cleveland, and how the Cavaliers, if they are going to keep Lebron better get some better players to support him.

Fact is, they have the players to support him, just not quite good enough. Mo Williams, he's fine, I have no problem with him. Gibson sat the bench a lot in the Magic series and he's a star just waiting to blossom. Varejo is a waste of money for the Cavaliers. He doesn't play defense, instead falls to the ground on every little bump he takes trying to draw a foul, but instead the person he's defending scored easily every time. The Cavs, in order to bring Lebron a NBA title need to trade Gibson and Varejo away and get another top tier player. I'd love to see Michael Redd return to Ohio. He's the star for the Milwaukee Bucks, but he's an Ohio State star and one helluva player. Team him up with Lebron and a title would come to Cleveland.

Brothers - Abs and Muscles

Geez, I wish I had some abs. I guess I need to start working out more.

The first video is of two younger brothers. The younger one being tempted by the other to show his abs, flex his muscles, and strip down to his boxer briefs. I couldn't help laughing, they talk about going to bed together. I'm sure it's just an act for the camera. Isn't it? I emailed them (found on YouTube) and asked, but no reply.

The second video is of the same guy but with his oldest brother, and together they flex and show off on the camera.

But anyway, I did categorize these videos under humor, only because of the commentary in the first video.